Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Oh Ashley

Now that Ashley Cole has successfully thrown off all those scurrilous stories about gay sex romps, it's good to see that the England player is getting back to what he does best...appearing in tacky publicity shots with his future missus, Cheryl Tweedy, for the National Lottery.

Oh dear oh dear. It's being dubbed the cheesiest pic ever and really it’s difficult to argue with such an analysis.

Cole and Tweedy, who has just signed as the face of Coke Zero, get married on Saturday. They obviously wanted to celebrate early by…publicly humiliating themselves? Who knows, it takes all sorts.

The two dandily dressed stars are promoting the launch of the National Lottery’s Dream Number Game…on the day they get married. I guess £60,000 a week can leave you a bit short at times what with the way those WAGs spend.

You have to wonder though why the Arsenal and England star has his fingers crossed in the picture? Is it just for the National Lottery or is it for something else?

Answers on any piece of frilly material you can lay your hands on. Surely it is time to sack the PR advisers who agreed to this one.


At 9:21 AM, Anonymous Sceptical said...

Dressed like that were they really scurrilous stories!!!!

At 9:39 AM, Anonymous the online pixie said...

So farewell then
Ashley Cole's self respect
You were never
Much one for
Classy behaviour

But then we knew that
After you let yourself be
tapped up
By a Portugeuse man.

What other men
Might have tapped you up?

None according to the courts.

At 9:41 AM, Anonymous Phil Mitchell said...

When I look at this picture I see the future of sex: bling dogging.

Think about it- why's the car in the background? Why's his shirt undone?

Surely something must be done to stamp down on this sort of thing.

At 2:16 PM, Anonymous Queso Messo said...

Gordon Schmordon. whats your beef? so they want a bit of extra cheese to fill their sandwich. if someone wants to grate some their way then that's their fault, not Ashley and Cheryl.

Would you say no to the dough? I didn't think so.

At 2:20 PM, Blogger Gordon said...

Of course, I would take the money, the money is not the point. I'm not being offered it.

Not the point for Cole anyway. If your reputation is dogged by gay slurs do you really want to come across like the Queen of the ball? Apparently so.

At 2:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they not just trying to be the next posh and becks?

At 2:33 PM, Blogger Gordon said...

You mean like mini-me's?

At 4:08 PM, Anonymous Good bit of PR said...

neither of them could have had any self respect to begin with - Cheryl shares her band with reefer tooting kimberley and Ashley plays for Arsenal.

surely this is maintaining the consistency of the brand and for that this their pr man should be praised

At 4:12 PM, Anonymous doctor 'not so evil, just slightly pissed off' said...

Here's hoping they were million dollars!

At 4:23 PM, Anonymous roger....more? said...

Gordon who's your favourite member of Girls Aloud?

At 4:27 PM, Anonymous Teri Hatcher said...

I tell you who you'd never catch doing cheesy ads like that. Rosamund Pike. She'd never demean herself for a bit of dosh.

At 7:56 AM, Blogger Gordon said...

Is it necessary to have one? I can't do it. All Saints...they're having a comeback album.

At 1:59 PM, Anonymous égalité said...

why "gay slurs"? is it a slur to be called gay, whether it's true or not? What's wrong with just saying 'rumour'?

At 11:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet the ginger scouser is your fave really but you're too ashamed to admit it

At 7:45 PM, Blogger Navito UK Shopping said...

Regardless of whether the picture is cheesy or not, it's already working as far as those wanting publicity are concerned, and that's what it's all about isn't it!!!


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