Friday, May 12, 2006

No mingers

The Sun cuts straight to the central issue of ‘The Apprentice’ this morning, asking the question: Would blonde Michelle have won if she was a minger?

The paper has devoted a double page spread to the subject with the headline "Would she have won if she was a minger?"

I wasn't one of those who watched 'The Apprentice' obsessively, but having seen the rest of the contestants Michelle didn't really have a lot of competition in the looks department.

That isn't being harsh -- there were some personalities on the show, but only the smiling blonde, who today is displaying a perfect set of shiny white teeth in the Sun, was particularly attractive.

Most people seem to think that Ruth Badger was the real leader of the pack, but clearly not as obviously attractive as winner Michelle.

To be fair, Michelle had the best nickname, 'The Silent Assassin', for her ability to remain cool under pressure. That's like a superhero name, you could see her wielding swords and taking people out with a name like that. And you need to be super good-looking for that kind of work.

Talking of swords and taking people out, Uma Thurman is on 'Jonathan Ross' tonight or as the BBC release refers to her the "leggy Hollywood star". While she's talking about her new movie 'Prime' (older woman younger man romcom).

Ross will, of course, get down to the issues, not that it's about looks

"I was always physically insecure … big feet, too tall, not co-ordinated or together," Uma says.

It’s a tough life.

3 Comments:

At 12:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That isn't being harsh -- there were some personalities on the show, but only the smiling blonde, who today is displaying a her perfect set of shiny white teeth, was attractive.

What??

 
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think what anonymous is picking up on there is a slight typo...

Anyway, the fitter bird clearly had the X factor.

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger Dan said...

If the girls from the P&O viral had entered, they'd all have won.

 

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